Monday, March 19, 2012

Piranha 3DD Red Band Will Shred Your Bikini and Face


In 2010 Alexandre Aja's Piranha jumped out of a sea of stale remakes and stole the hearts, minds, and genitalia of horror fans everywhere. By delivering insane amounts of gore, nudity, and over-the-top comedy, the film earned an impressive 73% Fresh Rating on Rotten Tomatoes and continues to be spoken of in horror circles as the ultimate experience in boobs and blood entertainment. Until now.

Aja's Piranha better watch its scaly ass, because the good folks at IGN have bestowed upon us a red band trailer for Piranha 3DD, a sequel that promises to outdo the original (er, remake) in just about every way. As expected, it has more blood, nudity and sex than Hustler’s This Ain’t Hellraiser XXX(if such a thing exists, God I hope so), so it goes without saying you should keep its NSFW glories away from the prying eyes of children and co-workers.

Check out the gory glory in the video or link below.



Red Band Trailer - Video - IGN

Piranha 3DD features Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction), Christopher Lloyd (Back To The Future) and Paul Scheer (FX’s The League), returning from the original. Franchise newcomers include Danielle Panabaker (Friday the 13th remake, see below), Gary Busey (Predator 2) and David Hasselhoff (as "Himself" in full Baywatch regalia).

John Gulager directs from a script by his Feast filmmaking collaborators Marcus Dunston and Patrick Melton.

Synopsis: After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.



Extra Tidbit: Piranha 3DD marks the franchise's first full 3D shoot.

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